Monday, June 2, 2008

Kirstie Alley Too Fat! Some Chick Named Cheryl Too Skinny!

Oh, Daily Mail, you make my head spin!

Kirstie Alley is too fat, you say. Then, in the next on the most-read article list, some chick named Cheryl from a girl-band is redundantly "stick-thin" and thinner than ever -- "a shadow of her former self" and "distinctly miserable." And Amy Winehouse may be clean (clean-ish?) but her skin is pockmarked and yucky! And Faye Dunaway has fake-lips and a trout pout!

Actors? Singers? Art? Anyone?

What? She looks like what?

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