You Call That Flab (on Princess Bea)?

Some awful lady over in England, Daily Mail columnist Allison Pearson, is picking on 19-year-old British princess, Bea, who had the audacity to romp in the surf wearing a bikini whilst not-anorexic. (Click here for a pic.) ""Can't someone buy that girl a sarong?" Wrote Pearson. "For her sake, as well as ours."" You call that flab? Princess Bea's a "healthy size 10," according to her mother, Dutchess of York Sarah Ferguson, which is exactly the size I am. That's a normal, healthy body, you nasty woman.